Darian Sperry 180 lb (81.65 kg) snatch
Jesus christ
<3The guys in the back loosing their shit gets me every time
DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG
what beyonce includes in flawless: “we raise girls to see each other as competitors, not for jobs or for accomplishments which i think can be a good thing”
what billboard does: *turns feminism into a competition and pits women against each other by naming emma watson the feminist celebrity of 2014 then making sure to point out how beyonce lost when there was no reason to*
The thing that fucks me up about tumblr is that there is literally a text post that says “none pizza with left mineral” and i laughed, and i reblogged it, and it was only after i laughed and reblogged it that I realized that post is just a random collection of five words that make no fucking sense to anyone in the real world
Things nobody ever tells you about afab bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:
Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.
#I mean I knew the pH of most vaginas is on the acidic end of the spectrum #but nobody told me it was enough to turn the crotches of all my black knickers fucking ORANGE #thank you google for letting me know I am not a gross freak and that this is in fact perfectly normal
White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke
This is a generalization.
case in point
Women can take dick but cant take a joke
I’m pretty sure your dick is a joke
- “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
- “Come on, it’s just a joke”
- “toughen up and stop being a baby”
- “We’re just teasing”
BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST
FUCK OFF.
this post will often go weeks without a note
and then there’ll be a holiday
and it resurfaces
and that makes me sad
